i ordered ham??


I laugh a lot, I have very tiny ears, and I will eat a hard boiled egg any place, any time, any weather conditions.

I am as good at eating flowers as I am at producing, editing, pitching, and writing quality CONTENT. Which is to say I am very good at it (see picture).

Also, one time at CNN, I rounded a corner and smacked right into Anderson Cooper, and in the moment I swear I saw the face of God.